Sunday, November 22, 2009

Granny's Friend(s)


I'm over on Craig' list to see if there is a Freecycle group in my area and come across this advert;

Smoking companion for the elderly (Vic. Park & O'Connor)
Date: 2009-11-18, 9:15PM EST
Reply to: XXXXXXX@XXXXXXXX

Smoking companion required for 79 yr. old female smoker with limited mobility, who lives in a long term facility. Approximate time expected on each visit is 45 mins. Shifts available at present are:
Tues: 10:30-11:15 am
Tues: 1:30-2:15 pm
Wed: 10:30-11:15 am
Wed: 1:30-2:15 pm
Wed: 5:45-6:30 pm
Fri: 10:30-11:45 am
Fri. 1:30-2:15 p m

Individual must speak good English, be patient, sympathetic, preferrably a smoker his/herself, have a good sense of humour and be tolerant. Must also be available through Christmas and New Years. Start date: Dec. 1/09.
Call xxx-xxx-xxxx

Ummmm ya... nothing like encouraging granny to kick the bucket instead of the habit so you can get her bucks quicker!

Saturday, November 21, 2009

Its your stop...

Check out this very cool invention ~ It's an electronic sleep mask for worry-free train naps. I can see this being a great thing if you're all drunked up and taking public transit home from the club. You know you're like all passed-out on everyone's seat and now this mask can be your savior!



The sleep mask was invented for drowsy train commuters afraid of sleeping past their stop. The inventor Pyocotan has developed "Noriko-san," a sleep mask with an electronic scrolling display that communicates the wearer's destination to fellow passengers.

Noriko-san is designed to give sleepyheads greater peace of mind and maybe even a deeper level of sleep by increasing the odds that a stranger will wake them in time.

I works well in theory...
Would you wake someone up for their stop?

Friday, November 20, 2009

Wisdomless


Yesterday cost me $150.00 to find out that The girl doesn't have wisdom teeth, never had'em and never will. Yea eh??!!

"Why did it cost me so much to find this tad of info out SoccerMom" you ask, or maybe you didn't but I am going to tell you anyway?

A few months ago The girl complained about the gums behind her back teeth being sore, and I did not think too much of it. Then last week when she complained again I thought okay there has to be something there and she is about the right age for wisdom teeth to start to come through so I might as well get this checked out.

Off to the dentist we go and he did a full 3D Scan of her teeth only to find out it probably was a canker sore or maybe even a small infection from her mouth guard that she uses for sports.

Needless to say, hubby is not happy with me and thinks I am an over-reactive mom.
So to that I say ~ He will be the one being over-reactive when he sees I put the dentist bill on his MasterCard! LoL

Thursday, November 19, 2009

With support



There is never a wrong time of year to Thank the men and woman who so bravely and selflessly join the Army, Navy Air-Force and Marines.

Be it in the UK, Canada or the USA or any other Country all these amazing individuals have one thing in common; They can never know how much pride and compassion total strangers hold for them for keeping us safe.

Now you can go over to the "Let's Say Thanks" website and send a wonderful "Thank You" to someone stationed over seas.

God Bless each and every single one of you
Be Safe
Be Well
SoccerMom

Wednesday, November 18, 2009

Wordless Wednesday ~ Monkeying around